An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Even though we are a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Stand up, on this Thanksgiving Day, stand upon your feet. Believe in man. Soberly and with clear eyes, believe in your own time and place. There is not, and there never has been a better time, or a better place to live in.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of Thanksgiving.
Even though we are a week away from Thanksgiving, it is beginning to look a lot like Christmas.