Your Thought for Today

Quotes to begin your day from John Larkin

By

Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

 

By

Oscar Wilde

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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.

 

 

By

Paula Poundstone

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I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.