Your Thought for Today

Quotes to begin your day from John Larkin

By

Ogden Nash

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

By

F. P. Jones

You can learn many things from your children. How much patience you have, for instance.

By

Clarence Day

If your parents had no children, there’s a good chance you won’t have any either.

By

Erma Bombeck

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Never have more children than you have car windows.

By

F. P. Jones

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You can learn many things. from your children. How much patience do you have, for instance.

By

P. J. O’Rourke

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Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

By

Franklin P. Jones

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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

By

Sam Levenson

 

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Insanity is heredity. You get it from your children.

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Franklin P. Jones

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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.