Under every stone lurks a politician.
Many a trip continues long after movement in time and space have ceased.
“Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?”
If you want to kill any idea in the world, get a committee working on it.
(Or, God so loved the world, he did not form it with a committee.)
(submitted by a contributor from Galesburg, Illinois)
Why do you have to be a non-conformist just like everybody else does?
There is a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Another belief of mine: that every one else my age is an adult. Whereas I am merely in disguise.
All men are equal before fish.
We don’t see things as they are. We see things as we are.
“Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover America.”