One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain’t nothin’ that can beat teamwork.
You can’t get a job without experience and you can’t get experience until you have a job. Once you solve that problem you are home free.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
The price of greatness is responsibility.
Be sure you put your feet down in the right place, then stand there.