I love mankind. It’s people I cannot stand.
Existence for eternity could get a little boring, especially towards the end.
(From a Mesa, Arizona contributor)
Give me a one-handed economist! All my economists say, ‘On the one hand, on the other….’
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.
It is even harder to convince the average ape that he descended from Man.
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud.
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
The hardest thing to do is to take less when you can get more.